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GNN (Gossip ‘N’ News) “Matt Lauer and Tom Cruise, Booster Seats and Spaceships galore”

Matt Lauer was the one to get roasted last week, but he managed a few good cracks at everyone’s (not-so) favorite Scientologist, Tom Cruise. After Cruise’s less-than-surprising surprise appearance (it was leaked on the net before the event).

He closed by saying he couldn’t believe he flew all the way there for someone who’s neither the most interesting nor the smartest person on TV. “Lose my number, you glib putz. Cruise out.”

To which Lauer retorted, ‘Can you stay?  We’ll get you a booster seat!’  Cruise is supposedly more than a little sensitive about his height–or, ahem, lack thereof.

Roastmaster Al Roker concluded the impromptu Cruise mini-roast with a comment that Cruise couldn’t stay as his spaceship was waiting.

At the event Matt was gifted with a box of Gurkha Black Dragon Tubos Cigars (www.gurkhacigars.com). He can now say he has something in common with Matt McConaughey and Tyson Beckford, who also enjoy Gurkhas!

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Gurkha Cigars

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